Thursday, May 11, 2006

Nanny State tries to tell Scots to eat well

Scotland has a problem – most of the population eat like they did half a century ago. If it’s deep fried, involves meat and potatoes, or pastry – it’s good. Fruit and vegetables are for English poofters. As a result, half of them are dead by 60, or near abouts.
NannyKnowsBest blogs on a proposal by the Scottish Executive to requires pubs, as a condition of their liquor licences, promote “sensible eating”. What this means is unclear, on the one hand it could mean that pub food starts to disappear as the locals go to the fish and chip shop first, it could also mean that lardy pies are sold with side salad as compulsory. If it means telling a corpulent Glaswegian lad he ought to have a green salad and apple, instead of a pork pie and deep fried mars bar, it would be an interesting scene “Ah you sayin’ I’m fat laddie, I’ll geyya a smack in the chops ya cheeky sod, gimme ma pie and mars bar ya feckin
Just don’t tell the NZ Health fascists, they don’t believe anyone should be responsible for their own failure to look after themselves.

1 comment:

Richard McGrath said...

Well done Scott, your budget is a good first step, and I believe would probably be more acceptable to voters than cold turkey straight off the state tit. A sinking lid policy might just be acceptable to Don Brash. Hope he reads your blog!