So following on from my exhaustive review of the electorate candidates, I thought I’d look at your party vote choices, in alphabetical order. I want to look at them from the perspectives of someone who wants to retain and build a high-trust, low crime, property owning open capitalist economy and society where individuals and the families, communities and cross-cutting relationships people have, can thrive. I want there to be progressively less government, more entrepreneurship – both commercial and charitable, I want the state to be razor focused on protecting people from the initiation of force and fraud by others, whether individuals, businesses or government overreach. That ranges from aggression from overseas (more likely through cybercrime than war), through to assault, burglary and fraud.I want a system of law and order, justice and punishment to effectively manage conflicts and disputes. I want the state to judge people’s deeds, not the backgrounds that reflect no choices. I want people judged by government on what they do and say, not other characteristics.
ACT New Zealand: Once the Association of Consumers and Taxpayers, ACT is far removed from the party that was set up to campaign for the abolition of income tax in exchange for compulsory health insurance, compulsory superannuation and compulsory education accounts, and then for flat tax and less government. It still has a flavour of less government, less tax, less regulation and belief in free markets, but also embraces being tough on law and order, “one law for all” and a rather random set of popular causes. It’s not conservative, but it isn’t libertarian. ACT is a long way from the social liberalism that saw Jamie Whyte mention in an aside that consensual adult incest should be legal. While there is a commitment to freedom of speech and freedom of the internet, which is laudable, it isn’t a generalised commitment to individual freedom. The list mostly has a familiar series of names as existing ACT MPs, which despite claims from some pundits on the left before 2020, have remained coherent, well-disciplined and not prosecuted for criminal or fraudulent behaviour (unlike ACT’s former party President). It’s the broadest choice for those who want a voice for less government, but it is far from being a consistent or principled one. Perhaps its biggest issue is who replaces David Seymour? It almost certainly isn’t show pony Paul Henry, but it is unclear if he is a asset or a liability either. 2023 was its best ever performance electorally, with two electorates and 8.64% of the vote, with 11 MPs, can 2026 do better? Biggest scapegoats? Public sector unions. Most precious belief? There is too much government.
Alliance Party: Back from the dead, largely because the militant Marxist Maritime Union wants it to be (this was a union which in its previous iterations once had branches affiliated with the Maoist Communist Party of NZ). It isn’t an “alliance” anymore, as the Greens, Mana Motuhake, Democrats for Social Credit and New Labour Party broke away. It’s the People’s Front Against Judea, and the Greens and Labour. They pine for a much more centrally planned and controlled Muldoonism and the policies that took NZ from 2nd to 22nd in the world in per capita income, because they are economically illiterate. It is extraordinary that they think they have the perspicacity to know how to run a complex economy and allocate other people’s resources better than they can. You’d think they’d just join the Greens or even Labour, but it’s a social club for people who think real socialism hasn’t been tried yet, despite all the evidence to the contrary. I’m not going to discourage people from voting for the Alliance if they would otherwise vote Green, but it a social club of ideologues and the lost - blind to history’s verdict on a philosophy that is fundamentally antithetical to humanity. In its original form, it peaked in representation in 1996 with 11 seats, but in vote in 1993 (electorate only vote) with 18.21%. After Jim Anderton broke away from it, it lost all representation in 2002 with only 1.27% of the vote. It seems unlikely to reach 0.1%. Biggest scapegoat? “Neo-liberalism”. Most precious belief? It’s always better when government owns it.
Animal Justice Party Aotearoa New Zealand: A hard-left party that wants to grant animals many of the rights of humans, by and large. I’m all for being kind to animals, but the idea that animals should have the “freedom to express their natural behaviors”, is curious when it also doesn’t apply to humans. Of course, it would end a significant part of the economy (cattle, dairy and sheep farming), with no real clue as to what to do instead. I have some understanding around what it is trying to achieve but granting rights to creatures that have no understanding of those rights and unable to reciprocate, is problematic. At the least it has a unique position politically, but that’s it, and it probably competes with the Greens for these votes. It gained 0.17% of the vote in 2023, its first election. Unlikely to beat that. Biggest scapegoat? Industrialised farming. Most precious belief? Animals are better than humans.
Aotearoa Legalise Cannabis Party: A libertarian one-issue party which is crystal clear about what it exists for. The 2020 referendum put this issue to bed politically for a while, though that isn’t a reason to not campaign for it. As a single-issue party it largely attracts voters who are personally affected by the current legal status of cannabis, although in recent years liberalisation of hemp and medical use of cannabis have diluted its impact. Its dream is to be in Parliament and make a major party dependent on its support to be in government, but unfortunately, I suspect the use of cannabis by its members is its biggest weakness. In short, it isn’t sufficiently well organised to grab the imagination. ALCP peaked in support in 1996 with 1.66% of the vote but had dropped to 0.45% in 2023. This seems likely to be where it will be this time. Biggest scapegoat? Other politicians. Most precious belief? Weed is no more harmful than many legal substances.
Conservative Party NZ: This party, clearly on the conservative right seeks to combine embrace of laissez-faire economics with social conservatism. It’s the latest of many attempts to set up a Christian conservative-oriented party, now led by Helen Houghton, it has been plagued by leaders of various quality to be generous. It has gone through Colin Craig, Leighton Baker and Elliot Ikilei, and survived. However, it seems like NZ First has moved enough into this space to make it difficult to well. It peaked in 2014 with just under 4%, but in 2023 dropped to 0.15%. With Winston bending in this direction on some high profile issues, I’d be surprised if it reached 0.15% this time. Biggest scapegoat? Ultra social liberals. Most precious belief? The nuclear family is the core of a civilised healthy society.
Free Palestine Party: Disgraceful party of Jew hating, terror sympathising racists with a party list led by the geriatric Marxist, John Minto. It is affiliated to the communist terror group Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, which have murdered over 150 people since the late 1960s. It is abhorrent it is even allowed to be a registered party. Votes for it are votes for evil, or votes of ignorance. Biggest scapegoat? Jews Most precious belief? A Palestinian state replacing Israel would save the world of the worst injustice in history.
Green Party: Largest hard-left party in the country, led by two women (gender equality really doesn’t matter when one is deemed the oppressor), one of whom isn’t good at maths (and thinks Jews should “lean into discomfort” about slogans that call for destruction of their homeland) and the other thinks straight white men cause all violence. More state, modern monetary theory belief in significantly increased public debt, more tax and more spending. It wants lots of stuff to be free, paid for by taxing future generations and the groups it demonises the most – the “rich”. People who own a lot are automatically deemed to have done so unjustly, so are the scapegoats of the Greens. Antipathy to capitalism, individual freedom, military alliances among liberal democracies, private property rights, Jewish nationalism (but not Maori nationalism), freedom of speech or punishing criminals, it is the party that embraces state power, control and is full of control freaks and mediocrities. 2023 was its best ever electoral result with 11.6% support and 15 MPs. It seems likely to do better this time, largely due to how uninspiring Labour is, but has long been helped by how so much of media and academia are supportive of it. Even when it is so blatantly wrong, the “it means to do well” buys it a lot of clout despite its extremism. Biggest scapegoat? “the rich” or “fossil fuel companies” which make us addicted. Most precious belief? Climate change will make us extinct and anything that cuts emissions is worth any cost.
Labour Party: Soft-left collectivism dominated by the interests of trade unions, primarily in the public sector. The party most closely aligned to public servants, academia and the media, as it balances the desire for more government and more free stuff with the reality that a mixed market economy can’t simply be taxed into paying for everything they want. A diluted version of how the Greens see the world, whereby perceived injustice is fixed by giving people more of other people’s money, regulating those who are deemed to do bad, and by raising the cost of doing “bad things” so they can go around the world and look virtuous. As a party that leads government it is relatively moderate, but Labour has swung from the right to the left from time to time. At the moment it is more centrist than under Ardern, but more left than under Clark. Hipkins is very much of the finger wagging teacher class.There isn’t a lot of “working class” left here, but rather a party dominated by public servants, teachers and unionists, with very few small business owners or actual “working class” people. Biggest scapegoat? The National Party. Most precious belief? Unions give us what is most precious to our lives.
National Party: Soft-right collectivism dominated by the interests of farmers, small businesspeople with twinges of conservativism, liberalism, free markets, paternalistic government and an overwhelming belief it is the natural party of government. Far more devolved and decentralised than Labour, it sees itself as business and economy first, but with a strong belief that a healthy economy can fund continued government provision of health, education and infrastructure. It has prided itself on bending to the winds of public opinion on issues. Christopher Luxon isn’t a typical National leader, in that he came from big business first, and runs Cabinet in a very devolved manner, with little real engagement on policy, and it shows. National traditionally has won government and done little beyond one or two symbolic changes, to overthrow what Labour did before. This time it is different, but this time National has needed coalition partners more than on most occasions it has been in power. Only 1996-1999 saw more compromises, but that was after being in power for six years with radical reforms. It bends to the middle on issues like climate change, education and healthcare, which has seen the more principled and radical arms get tired of its lack of progress to wind back long term leftwing progressivism on many matters. Biggest scapegoat? Labour Party (National exists to keep it out of power). Most precious belief? It is the natural party of government. Principles don’t matter.
New Zealand First Party: Winston First existed as a populist Muldoonist breakaway from National when it was, for once, embracing its founding principles under Ruth Richardson. However it has been adept at bending to the winds of opinion and where other parties have vacated, NZ First fills the gap. Having put Bolger, Clark and Ardern in power, it now puts Luxon. Having gone along with leftwing policies it now goes along with rightwing ones. It’s a brave, naïve or historically ignorant person who fully trusts Winston Peters as to who he will back when elected. In 1996 he said “to vote National out, vote NZ First”, then he put National back in power. Now he is constantly denying backing umpteen policies Ardern put in place from 2017-2020. Still he remains, and is now the voice of conservative NZ and anti-vax NZ, and is keen to be the “anti-woke” candidate of a party that doesn’t give a damn what others think. Central to its focus is opposing high levels of immigration, and the market liberalism of ACT, but also in being sceptical about unilateral action on climate change that generates costs with little benefit and unthinkingly adopting trendy causes. There’s a space for this, even if it attracts mercurial types like Shane Jones and Michael Laws (who can’t be relied on keeping his mouth shut). No other party can tout casual racism like one led by two Maori men originally from the two main political parties, and so NZ First remains the only party where people who feel shut down by “political correctness” can say whatever they like. Far right? Don’t be ridiculous. Populism on steroids? Oh yes. Biggest scapegoat? Immigrants who don’t share NZ First values. Most precious belief? Ordinary people should be listened to regardless of who is offended.
New Zealand Loyal: Most will think of this party as Liz Gunn’s anti-vax conspiracy party, but she isn’t there anymore. It is led by Kelvyn Alp, who was prosecuted for distributing a video of the Christchurch mosque massacre. It is a party pushing strong economic nationalism, social conservatism and withdrawal from international organisations along with neutrality on the world stage. It is big on nationalising a great deal of the economy, but also with a range of highly interventionist measures while at the same time claiming to want very little interference in people’s lives. You can see elements of its policy in multiple parties, but it is very much on the fringe. It gained a surprising 1.2% of the party vote in 2023, mainly due to opposition to Covid restrictions, but wont reach it now. Biggest scapegoat? “Them” (foreigners and traitors to the country). Most precious belief? Being left alone.
NZ Outdoors and Freedoms Party: Competing with NZ Loyal is Sue Grey who has fat Nazi Kim Dotcom’s wife on the list. Blending the old Outdoors and Recreation party, which was primarily a movement to defend gun rights for hunters and shooters, with the Freedom Party, which was Brian Tamaki’s once, is an odd mix. Freedoms NZ got 0.33% of the vote in 2023, it may be lucky to do that well again. It’s big on direct democracy and devolved authority. It also wants to legalise cannabis, promote quack medicine, increasing National Superannuation, wants to end use of plastics and says nearly nothing about economics. You can see a lot from the left here as well as the obvious concerns about Covid, vaccines and the like. Biggest scapegoat? Other politicians. Most precious belief? Direct democracy.
Opportunity Party: Not TOP, not Opportunities, it is, as Helen Clark said, the lanyard party. It might be on the cusp of deciding the next government, is this party of almost entirely Labour and Green supporting ex. public servants, third sector, consultants, scientists and others of our betters who think they know what’s best and how to fix the country. Led by Qiulae Wong who is getting flack for minutiae, when she should get it for being about “businesses with purpose” which is an utterly absurd anticapitalist piece of agitprop. All businesses have purpose, but to Opportunity only businesses that are big and successful, and then can charitably surrender part of that success to highly paid staff to direct them to virtue signal, are ones with REAL purpose (wanting to make money to raise your family and giving them a good life, isn’t a “purpose” Opportunity recognises). Weirdly, their main platform of land tax has largely evaporated from recent coverage, because there isn’t much else here except wanting more money spent on state provided health, education and welfare. Of course they want welfare for all, under a universal basic income, which is very much a policy on the hard-left. “Free money for everyone”. Opportunity is Labour without the trade unions and is called the lanyard party because it is very much made up by people who don’t set up conventional businesses or take risks with their views. They hold the same views as much of academia, most of the media and the civil service “If only the clever people could be in government”. Of course history is replete with this. The German Democratic Republic was government of the “clever people” who knew best how to allocate resources, decide what was made, what was sold and what people were allowed to do and not do. Not that they are tankies, far from it, but they are not free market liberals either. Biggest scapegoat? “Vested interests” (this doesn’t mean civil servants or professional associations. Most precious belief? We’re neither left nor right, truly (though none of us would vote ACT or NZ First, and most of us like the Greens).
Te Pati Maori: John Tamihere’s personal family ambition party, which is now explicitly trying to rort the election for a deliberate overhang of over-representation. It swings from an almost libertarian view of devolving power to “Maori” (though not as individuals it seems) to embracing a big powerful state that uses ethno-nationalism to divide by race and opinion, it is incoherent except for what it sees as defending Maori. Maori who agree with it mind you. Those who don’t are sell outs, and not really Maori. There’s socialism, there’s anti-globalism that some of the other parties would embrace, and neutrality on foreign affairs (except when it comes to Israel, because Palestinian Arabs who descended from invaders who expelled the Jews are more indigenous than the Jews). The party of Pita Sharples has been taken over by a family and radical Marxism, and a hatred of liberal democracy because of the view that it always means Maori are “out-voted”. The idea Maori have views as diverse at the entire spectrum of parties in Parliament is seen as questionable or traitorous. Indeed, TPM agrees with the notion that the coalition government is out to “exterminate Maori”. What’s that if not spreading extremism and hatred? However, there is little about it over the election campaign. In 2023 its party vote peaked at 3.08% but it is engineering to reduce that as much as possible, so all of its MPs are an overhang to stop the parties on the right governing. It's actively anti-democratic gerrymandering, which some campaigners on the right are seeking to pursue too, although not specific parties (although ACT and NZF both benefit from that campaign). It risks the Maori seats being cancelled if it is instrumental in denying the right a majority. TPM is definitely not going to negotiate for power, it’s going to want to hold Labour accountable in power, and demand various bottomlines, none of which are particularly clear. Bear in mind TPM was a breakaway from Labour, and there is no love lost between them Perhaps most disturbing is the tendency by candidates sometimes to feed into a narrative of hatred and division, although expelling Takuta Ferris has shown it does have limits. Paradoxically, a party vote for TPM contributes to reducing its number of MPs relative to other parties. Biggest scapegoat? Pakeha led government. Most precious belief? Maori suffer because Pakeha who don’t like them set up systems to ensure it.
Te Tai Tokerau Party: Breakaway faction of TPM full of more government, more spending, but not a lot about more taxes. It is, of course, the platform for Mariameno Kapa-Kingi. She once said the government had a mission of “exterminating Maori”, which is the sort of rhetoric ultra-nationalists use to spread hate, anger and justify violence. She was in TPM then and TPM agreed. Of course they all fell out over claims about money and what looks like internecine antipathy. A lot of detail in her policies looks like a highly devolved set of policies for Maori – although it’s unclear how much of it is affordable. Sure it’s on the left, and there is not much about economics, nothing about foreign policy, and it is almost entirely about Maori, but it is more coherent and less aggressive than TPM. Biggest scapegoat? Coalition government. Most precious belief? Maori can fix their problems themselves.
Vision New Zealand: The Tamaki Christian grifters keep on, having broken from the Freedom Party, are out to rival the Conservative Party for the social/fiscal conservative vote. The problem is that this is more of a personal family project than TPM. It is in favour of small government (big on tax cuts), although its commitment to freedom of speech is unclear and it wants a Ministry of Families. Oddly it wants only MPs who win electorates to get into Parliament, so presumably doesn’t want your party vote. Biggest scapegoat? Woke politics. Most precious belief? Nuclear families
Women’s Rights Party: Feminist breakaway on the left. Founded by Jill Ovens, formerly from the Alliance. It is mostly a response to trans-activism and the leftwing post-modernist trend to say women include anyone who says they are, regardless of their biology. Although most of its policies are around defending rights for biological women, it also includes pay equity and other feminist oriented policies. It obtained 0.08% of the party vote in 2023. It seems unlikely to do better. Biggest scapegoat? Trans-activists. Most precious belief? Only biological women are women















