Satirical website Daily Mash has an excellent take on the UK government's recent welfare subsidising nationalising handout to banks.
"THE government is to invest £500bn of your money in British banks so they can lend it back to you with interest"
The best line has to be this:
"Meanwhile, Emma Bradford, a sales manager from Bath, said: "Why doesn't the government just give my money to me so I can buy stuff from businesses who will then make a profit and put it in a bank?"
But Mr Darling insisted: "Shut up.""
"THE government is to invest £500bn of your money in British banks so they can lend it back to you with interest"
The best line has to be this:
"Meanwhile, Emma Bradford, a sales manager from Bath, said: "Why doesn't the government just give my money to me so I can buy stuff from businesses who will then make a profit and put it in a bank?"
But Mr Darling insisted: "Shut up.""
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